Saturday, 20 February 2010

When it Blows it Stacks

Well, apparently a member of the common-sensical 'tea party' have declared Mr Stacks 'an American hero'.

But on this side of the Atlantic, the silence is deafening. There is a ten year prison sentence for belonging to Islam4uk, due to its 'terrorist connections'. New Labour never told us exactly what these connections were, but the general reasoning was that Islam4uk was obviously a Muslim organisation and Muslims have carried out acts of terrorism. But what happens when a far-right meathead commits an act of terrorism? To my knowledge being a far-right, war-mongering meathead is the best way of being elected Prime Minister. Actually, it's the only way of conceivably being elected Prime Minister.


  1. To quote H.L Mencken (Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26th 1920): 'On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron'.

    It took Grosse Britainnia a while but in true 'underdog' spirit we caught up... The only thing we lack now is consistency - after all if we are going to be Ridiculous and Evil we need to stop playing at it!

    However, lately 'Our Glorious Leader' Golden Brown seems to have had the right idea - taking the example of Herr Hitler, in the dying days of the Thousand Year Reich.

    1. Scream at the person nearest you until they become a jibbering wreck.

    2. Order an attack on all fronts, whilst denouncing your hesitant generals/cabinet as traitors.

    3. Become overwhelmingly emotional at the drop of a hat, whilst staring wistfully out the window and mumbling the words to 'Things Can Only Get Better' by D-REAM.

    Why not? Pehaps ransack another couple of countries, grab a Lord Chillpot for a quick 'What Lessons Can Be Learned?'-type inquiry and be back in Blighty, cleaned up in time for supper.

    If only life wasn't this surreal...

  2. Cheers Andrew
    I forgot all about D-Ream. Often hear New Labour ministers saying that Al Quaeda and Bin Alladin are attacking civilisation. I guess New Labour are worried that the Asiatic hordes will deprive the world of D-Ream and other gifts modern Britain has made to society. If the blighters took out the Millenium Dome, we'd owe them a bloody favour.

    Still, there is one thing to be said about Brown: he is someone who might become Prime Minister who isn't Melonhead Cameron. Judging from his flirtations with Saakashvilli and the Russian mafi- i mean dissidents, it seems that he really does have Hitler's aspirations for a sturm ost.

    I sort of hope Brown wins the next election, because I think that will wake people up to the concept that we don't live in a democracy, we don't have a choice and to pretend the tories are anything but a shower of inbred greedy bastards is just not an option. Bring on PR I say.